Hair of the Dog

HAIR OF THE DOG
Maddie McGuire
(c) 2008 GirlMoon Music

(G)(D)
Did I really do what I think I did?
(A)(D)
Might need a year just to clear my head
(G)(D)
Did I really drink as much as I think I did?
(A)(C)
I'm not sure, but I know this ain't my bed.

Did I really do what I think I did?
Did I spread my legs and let him in?
Did I really do what I think I did?
Musta been th' alcohol thinkin'.

I think I might need another cigarette,
Or have a beer for breakfast instead.
Bite the hair of the dog so I can think.
Next time I'm buyin' my own damn drinks.

Now, I'm really not this easy.
No one's ever gone this fast with me.
That beer was a little more than fizzy,
And he's two hundred pounds too heavy.

I don't want to be mean or anything,
But how did this guy ever get me?
I better run 'fore he gets out of bed.
Shit! My keys, they're in his hand.

Did I really do what I think I did?
Might need a year just to clear my head.
Did I really drink as much as I think I did?
I'm not sure, but I know this ain't my bed.

Note: This never actually happened. It is a joke song, and thus should be played with an air of whimsy.