B.A.D.G.I.R.L. B.L.U.E.S.

It is entirely possible that I... may... have... been... drunk... at... the... time...

B.A.D.G.I.R.L. B.L.U.E.S.
(Bitch American Dyke Goddess Infamous Risque Lady Badass Lesbian Universal Earthy Slut)
Maddie McGuire
2008 GirlMoon Music

(G)(D)
Everywhere I go people always seem to stare
(G)(D)
don't matter what I wear, they just stop and glare
(G)(D)
some out of fear and some out of lust
(G)(D)
some buy me beer while others just cuss
(G)(C)(D)
'cause they're not sure what they've just seen

I've been all over the world and everywhere i go
there's always one person who has to let me know
that I'm just too tall to really be a girl
and that freak shows like me are ruinin' the world
and I just let them think what they want to believe

(G)(D)
at times i am quiet and at times a mystery
(C)(D)
I'm just as pretty as anyone else you'll see
(G)(D)
and if you play your cards right I won't give you sex
(G)(C)
but I might let you trace the tattoos up my silky smooth legs
(G)
I'm the bitch American dyke
(D)
Goddess
(G)
Infamous risque lady
(D)
Badass
(C)
Lesbian universal
(D)
earthy
(G)
slut

I've been in parades, and I've been in the night clubs
I've been in pageants and drank in high society pubs
but that scene is really not for me
I'm not into glitter or strippers or snobby ancient queens
I'm Sarah Silverman, Huckleberry Finn with breasts
I'm Jessica Rabbit in jeans instead of a dress

People say I need to slow down and settle
find a nice husband and a suburb near Seattle
but I can fix my own car and drive the big tractor
I've run a marathon and climbed a fourteener
I'm the bitch American dyke
Goddess
Infamous risque lady
Badass
Lesbian universal
earthy
slut

Note: Rock hard rock fast.

Lyric note. I've actually summited 10 14ers, not that much of a dyke, and no one has said "you're too tall to really be a girl" they just say things like "you are one tall lady" or "dayum you're tall"